It's (possibly) payback time

Just got a Yahoo! news alert that WDIV is reporting that a suspect apprehended for a stabbing in Ypsilanti may be the party responsible for a vicious attack on an elderly woman in Hamtramck eleven days ago. UPDATE: The Ann Arbor news reports on the arraignment of the suspect.

May the wheels of justice turn deliberately and fairly. And should the suspect be proven guilty of slashing the face of an 84 year-old woman outside a beauty salon around the corner and up the street from my home, may I be allowed first dibs on kicking his ass into the next millenium.

I am perfectly serious.